Clue-by-Four: Ramblings of a Jock Dork

Fresh Face in Comedy

Posted in Clue x Fours and Other Tools of Sanity by Wingnut on July 30, 2010

I met this young comic a few months ago after a show at the Improv. She was just getting started. Check out this clip from her second live performance. Her unique take on life and women’s issues is sharp, cutting, and hilarious.

To all my local tweeps, I will be organizing a tweetup for her next performance.

Take a look and comment her or on YouTube and let her know what you think. Now introducing, Kate Todd:

(Please note, this was taken on an iPhone. Best listened to via headphones or in quiet room)

You Tube URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0el9Tc3IXs&feature=youtube_gdata

Winning the Yankees Way: Life Lessons Learned from George Steinbrenner

(Any resemblance to persons real or fictional is entirely incidental, except those people who are actual Yankees. As for the stuff, if you think I’m talking about you…you might want to consider why you feel that way. If you think I’m talking about someone else…you might want to consider coming back from “Denial Island”)

Mason (Sean Connery): Are you sure you’re ready for this? [walks up staircase]

Goodspeed (Nicholas Cage): I’ll do my best.

Mason: [stops and motions back to Goodspeed] Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

As a Yankees fan, I have a particular bias to all things pinstripes. I truly believe that my team exhibits the best in any and all things, which is why so many other teams try to be like us or are simply just jealous. [I hear your objections and I scoff! if your team spent the kind of money ours does to try and win, you would not be complaining]

Of course, over the years, I’ve been trained to think that by George Steinbrenner. But, considering my personality and behavior, is it really any shock that I’ve spent the last twenty-four years proudly wearing the NY in my daily life?1

My personality is naturally drawn to teams like the Yankees. They exhibit all the qualities that an alpha-Jock Dork like me strives to incorporate in my own life. I may be genetically disposed to root for the Bronx Bombers. But, I have also been shaped by lessons taught by George Steinbrenner and his ownership of the Yankees.

 Over the next few days, I will be sharing a few of those lessons that I may have learned from Steinbrenner [I acknowledge that I may have learned some of these elsewhere as well]. These lessons apply to business, friendships, relationships, and life in general.

Today’s lesson: Winning.

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Bad Parenting: Why the All Star Game is Not Chuck-E-Cheese

Posted in Clue x Fours and Other Tools of Sanity, Jock Dork: It's Who I Am by Wingnut on July 20, 2010

I don’t generally think of myself as a superior parent [Believing you are usually means you aren’t]. But in certain situations, like All-Star Weekend, it is hard not to look at some parents and their children with a quizzical, WTF look. Events like this can bring out the worst in some kids and their parents1 [Though they can also bring out some of the best of us as well2].

Remember moms and dads, kids are a reflection of you and how you raised them. Thus, the way they interact and treat others in public will give us a better indication of who you are and the lessons you have taught them. If your kids suck, you suck.

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Godwin’s law: Tim McCarver Needs A Cup of STFU

Posted in Clue x Fours and Other Tools of Sanity, Jock Dork: It's Who I Am by Wingnut on July 19, 2010

I know there are those of you out there who aren’t Yankees fans [Though I really don’t understand why]. I know some of you even go so far as to hate the Yankees [You do realize that you really love the things you hate, right?]. But I think it’s safe to say that no matter what you may think about the 27-time World Champion Bronx Bombers, that none of you would violate Godwin’s Law1 to do it right?

Apparently, Fox broadcaster and blatant Yankees hater Tim McCarver needs an education in inappropriate analogy. Anyone who has watched Fox when the NY is playing knows the announcers unprofessionally and openly root against the Yankees [Major network broadcasters are supposed to call games without bias]. But McCarver took his hatred to new asshat levels on Saturday during the game against the Tampa Bay Rays.2

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The Dog Days of Summer (Baseball Week at ClueXFour): Shenanigans All-Star Break

Posted in Jock Dork: It's Who I Am by Wingnut on July 19, 2010

I still think Mickey looks better in Yankees pinstripes

The second-half of the baseball season is upon us and, for the next few posts, there will be a baseball reltated theme, including:

All-Star Weekend Proves to Be Just Another Cheeseburger

Things I Could/May Have Learned fron George Steinbrenner

and a few other things.

Not to mention @turnjacsons post: http://turnjacson.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/swinging-for-the-fences%e2%80%a6/ . He really brings the chedder in this post [A devastating fastball for the lingo deficient among you).

In the meantime, inspired by the many posts of http://www.missdisgrace.com/ , I have decided to include some photo highlights of All-Star Shenanigans with the girls. (more…)

Another Tribute: Capt. Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie (9 P.M. on Discovery Channel)

Posted in Jock Dork: It's Who I Am by Wingnut on July 13, 2010

If you are not on the West Coast and plan to watch the All Star game, please TiVo or DVR tonights episode of Deadliest Catch at 9 p.m. on the Discovery Channel. This is the final episode for Cornelia Marie captain Phil Harris, who died earlier this year from a stroke.

He was a tough man at times, but was an amazing captain and a loving father. I have watched every episode since the series began and it will be hard to watch the final hours of a man I’ve grown to admire. I am grateful to Phil for opening his boat and family to the rest of us.

From what little I’ve seen, the final moments between father and son are very touching and demonstrate how much those boys looked up to their old man. Check out these links and watch the two hour special. Even if you have never seen the show, you will be better for the experience.

Sincerely,

ClueXFour

“Tonight We Lose Captain Phil” (Entertainment Weekly, w/Jay Leno interview)

“This Has Not Been Easy” (Hollywood Insider, featuring Phil’s son Josh. I got choked up reading some of this interview)

“The Boss” Will Be Missed (with more links)

Posted in Jock Dork: It's Who I Am by Wingnut on July 13, 2010

(All-Star Week festivities delayed on account of rain)

“The Boss” will be missed by Yankees fans and Major League Baseball. His contributions to the game over the past 30+ years have reshaped the scope and reach of the game.  And all of this just days after losing Bob Shepphard, voice of the Yankees for so many, many years.

I cannot articulate what has already been said, so I will share some links with you of some people who have shared their thoughts:

Sean Napfel, Baltimore Radio Host

iYankees

William Nack, ESPN writer

Wallace Matthews, ESPN New York

Buster Olney, ESPN Baseball Analyst discusses Steinbrenner as greatest owner of all-time in baseball (Video)

John Kruk and Karl Ravach, ESPN Baseball Analysts (video)

Jerry Jones, Cowboys Owner (video)

Dick Vitale about Steinbrenner’s gererosity

Paul O’Neill, one of the key components to the dynasty of the late 90’s

Even an entry from Dickipedia

In Closing: For a man who said he would stick to ship building and stay out of day-to-day operations of the New York Yankees, you proved to be an asshole and a liar. Thank you.

Sincerely,

ClueXFour

Coming Soon: All-Star Weekend Proves to Be Just Another Cheeseburger

Posted in Clue x Fours and Other Tools of Sanity by Wingnut on July 12, 2010

For those of you wondering where I’ve been, you haven’t been following the links in the last post. I actually posted 5 times last week people? What more do you want from me???? 😉

OK, just as an FYI, I am currently drafitng a post to cover the festivities and adventures of All-Star Weekend in Anaheim, complete with Home Run Derbys [which I’m attending tonight] and more fun with Guido and Cindy.

Stay tuned. The post will be up on Tuesday.

Cheating: A Different Kind of Shark Week

Posted in Clue x Fours and Other Tools of Sanity by Wingnut on July 6, 2010

To my regular readers who don’t follow me on Twittter, I am currently collaborating with  Zoe Blue from WinkWinkWink, Mr. GuyDudeBro from ilovehernot, Just a  Jenn from Life @ Twenty-Something in a five-post exploration of questions and issues surrounding cheating at The Fantastical Ramblings of a Chronic Overthinker by TurnJacson.

Day #1: What qualifies as cheating? [Clearly, things like Warcraft dancing and Twighlight fandom right? In my opinion, they are no different than a strip club]

Day #2: Can a Cheater Change? [Yes, Tiger Woods has become a craptastic golfer! Oh, not the change you were looking for? Then, I think…]

Day #3 Would You Date A Cheater? [“Sorry Bro” and other reasons some people are too stupid to be dating]

Day #4 Do You “Out” the Cheater? [Jesse James sharing hookers with Al Gore? Say it ain’t so (OK, it actually isn’t)]

Day #5 How Much Responsibility Does the Victim of Cheating Have? [Partner’s Needs Amnesia and other fun microbes you bring to the relationship]