Clue-by-Four: Ramblings of a Jock Dork

Premature Ejunkuulation Project: A Social Experiment in Creating Language

So, I’ve been wondering what it would take to get a word or phrase created and part of the daily lexicon of the modern world. I had no such word [there were a few that were possible] until my last couple blogs.

Thus I present to you premature ejunkulation.

Ejunkulate (verb): 1. to send a naked picture of yourself to another person; 2. To expose your crazy in a rapid, violent manner.

Premature ejunkulation (noun): The act of sending picures of your junk to a person you barely know. In other words, the freak who thinks you need to see pics of your junk moments after your first IM conversation.


Premature Ejunkulation: Testoserone and Exposing Your Junk

Premajure Ejunkulation (Bar Girls and Crazy Trains): You want me to stick it where?!?!

She’s about to Ejunkulate in my grill


After reading this and the linked blog, begin using the word whenever one of these situations occur. Furthermore, use Twitter, Facebook, Text, and other forms of social media to spread this word around and introduce more people to it. You can even link my blog, if you so choose.

Let’s make this word happen people! How many times have you been asked to help create language for general usage.

I will periodically update my quest as I get more information about appearances of this word on the internet


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  1. […] the bar, nor the company of yours truly. She was trying to avoid being noticed by an apparent “ejunkulator” known as The Creeper. [In the top10 of nicknames you don’t want to […]

  2. […] cheating are: phone sex, Skype sex, e-mail sex, hiring a prostitute, mutual and/or premature ejunkulation; World of Warcraft dancing; and Twilight [OK, not cheating, but clearly grounds for, at a minimum […]

  3. Wilmaryad said, on January 7, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Brett Favre much? 😀

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